Rowers – every prison should have one!
Rowing machines – Yay! I’ve been introduced to them recently – by a friend. At least, I thought she was a friend, but then who can you trust these days, eh? Think about it! Do you torture your friends? Do you suggest they do unthinkable things? Do you encourage them to try killing themselves – albeit at the gym? Well, do you?
You really need to rethink your idea of friendship.
Rowing! Jeez! It’s not sport. How can it possibly be sport? It’s more like a kind of voluntary corporal...