A CAUTIONARY TALE – SALTY NOT SWEET
This is the tale, the most terrible tale,
Of some salt and the sea and one Suzie McVale;
Now Suzie was pretty and popular, too;
A sweet little girl, always happy and who
Loved to sing in the morning and dance before bed,
Till her poor mother died and her father re-wed;
Now, Stepmother Stephanie hated to cook,
And refused to consult any recipe book,
So Suzie survived on convenience food,
Which paled her complexion and blackened her mood;
Crisps in the morning and bacon for lunch,
Fried eggs for...